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The girl from work
DON’T ASK ME WHAT I’M READNG WHILE I’M READING. I’M READING. I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. WE ARE PURELY WORK COLLEAGUES AND I’M NOT INTERESTED IN FORGING RELATIONSHIPS OR EVEN PASSING NICETIES. I’M READING SO I DON’T HAVE TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE. AND DON’T ASK TO BORROW A PEN ALL UP IN MY FACE LIKE I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO. I’M PARTICULAR ABOUT MY PENS. BUY YOUR OWN I KNOW YOU CAN AFFORD IT YOU EARN THE SAME AS ME AND IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT STEAL ONE FROM A BANK BUT DON’T MAKE IT AWKWARD FOR ME TO SAY NO BECAUSE I CLEARLY HAVE 3 PENS ON MY DESK PERFECTLY ARRANGED AND READY FOR THE SHIFT TO BEGIN. YOU NEED TO BRING ONE THING TO WORK. ONE. THAT’S A PEN. IT FITS IN EVERYTHING. IF I WAS YOUR BOSS I’D SEND YOU HOME EVERY TIME YOU FORGOT. YOUR INCOMPETENCY IS ENRAGING.
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